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funny extract

♥ Thursday, March 19, 2009 11:27 PM

okay,i was surfing through the blogs and found this uber funny.its a extract from jim's blog so yea here it goes.and seriously,dun be like the americans,you tou mei wei.this is really funny ,so make sure u read the whole thing

This is a very fun and easy way to learn economics.Have fun
learning!!!

TRADITIONAL CORPORATION>>You have two cows.You sell one and bought a baby bull.Nurse and feed it well;They mate, your herd multiplies and the economy grows.You invest & kept the gains into the country reserve,You sell them and everyone retire on the income.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION>>You have two cows.You mortgage both of them to the
bank & obtain investment for two morecows,Then re-mortgage the investment the four cows for eight cows andcontinue to do likewise,The financial market was flooding with mortgages & investments in cow'sassets,No one knows where & who owned the original 2 cow's ...... ?Then these 2 original cows grew old & eventually died,You are surprised when there's No Asset to back up the mortgage or repay the loan ???Finally, You ask the govt to bail out the collapsed financial cow's market!

A FRENCH CORPORATION>>You have two cows.You go on strike because you want
three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION>>You have two cows.You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cowand produce twenty times the milk.You then create clever cow cartoon images called 'Cowkimon' and market them World-Wide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION>>You have two cows.You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

A BRITISH CORPORATION>>You have two cows.Both are mad.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION>>You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.You break for lunch..

A SWISS CORPORATION>>You have 5,000 cows and none of which belong to you.You charge others for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION>>You have two cows.You have 300 people milking them.You claim full employment and high bovine productivity.You have the newsman who reported on the numbers arrested.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION>>You have two cows.You worship them.

A MALAYSIAN CORPORATION>>You have two cows.You signed a 40-year contract to supply milk at RM0.06 per litre.Then midway through, you raised the price to RM0.80 or you cut thesupply.When the buyer agrees to the new price, you change your mind again andnow want RM1.20.The buyer decided you can keep the milk and they go look for milk thatcomes from recycled cows or the cow urine instead.Your two cows retire together with the Prime Minister.And last but not least

,A SINGAPOREAN CORPORATION>>You have two cows,One "cow-peh" and one "cow-bu". ( Hokkien dialect means " always complaining " )

my mood spectrum

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Red-im super happy over something

Orange-my day rocked and im happy over and event

Yellow-well you know its kinda monotonus

Green-plain ol joe day.nthing interesting

Blue-kinda sad,something happened

Purple-gloomy here(the day sucked)

Brown-im in a rotten mode(you don't want to talk to me 2day)

the stars

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Bryan
13-on 3/1/2009
make war, not peace.

shut up